What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:00

You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
Dr No
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What is a sermon to talk about men?
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why would a person always be so tired?
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun